“[The] new phones don’t require punching buttons, which were already too small for my fingers. Now it’s all touch screen technology and hooked up to the Internet….Not only do I need a degree in computer science to work the thing¸ but my fingers haven’t gotten any smaller. The first night I ended up accidentally calling a number of people, including a former high school girlfriend who now lives in Idaho or something, at 11 p.m. The next morning I apparently ‘poked’ another woman on Facebook whom I haven’t seen in 15 years. I never bothered with this poking business on Facebook before, so I don’t understand it. But if you would’ve told me 10 years ago I’d need my phone to tell when or if I poked a woman, I would’ve thrown my pager at you.” - Tony Hicks