"[At a University of North Carolina booster club appearance] field hockey coach Karen Shelton thanked the Tar Heel fans for their support, talked about her team's season, and concluded by saying, 'I'm most proud of the fact that our kids had the highest GPA we've ever had.' After some polite applause, Dorrance then stood up for his remarks. 'I was also really proud of my girls for having the highest GPA we've ever had, but then we lost the national championship game, so I say...bring back the dumb ones!'"