Roller Coasters

“For a full six minutes or so a person could enjoy a neck-popping, vocal-chord-stripping, hip-bruising ride on a state-of-the-art machine that boasted some of the highest peaks and lowest valleys known to those who thirsted for a violent, near-death experience. But to enjoy those six precious minutes the riders had to stand in a line that resembled the winding path bowels take through the human abdomen.” - Steve Chapman